July 2012
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consultingcommunist:
pasket:
There’s been a lot of theorizing that Molly is Mary Morstan and that she and John are going to get hitched, but guys
can you even imagine the sex? it would be like
I’ll stop calling out Sherlock’s name when you do.
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Me: Loaded with pulp. . .that sounds really bad
Kat: He totally pulped that bitch.
Me: AKSJFHLSKF KAT.
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BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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only girls work the registers at the walmart i work at and today they told me of the “curse” that at least one cashier gets pregnant every month. and they looked at me- the only childless new worker and i laughed so hard
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bye bye everyone <3
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i’m working 9-6 tomorrow so great amount of hours but my soul will be demolished because all it is, is idiotic training computer programs :3 <3
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: my chest feels…
LOL maybe…and maybe they’ll float over to me and attach to my chest
that really doesn’t sound sanitary…
itrenore replied to your post: my chest feels weird right now… like something is…
oh…I know what that’s like.
maybe my boobs are finally floating away
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my chest feels weird right now… like something is floating in and out of it (besides air) it doesn’t hurt but it feels weird :/
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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faked making a super-anime voice at taylor she said i sounded like i was in a hentai. perfect. if i become a voice actress even for one tiny project it has to be pronz
“There is no star in LOTR. The Fellowship is a union.”
– Viggo Mortensen (via fuckyeahlotrcast)
itrenore:
viewy2akill:
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to…
/sob I KNOW…what kinda of super attractive person would wanna hang out with me. qAq or anyone at all really…
renee no you don’t understand it’s not like he would just say “NO YOU’RE NOT IN MY LEAGUE” more like “OH FFF WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? *is used to hit 20 yr old...
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itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to…
/sob I KNOW…what kinda of super attractive person would wanna hang out with me. qAq or anyone at all really…
renee no you don’t understand it’s not like he would just say “NO YOU’RE NOT IN MY LEAGUE” more like “OH FFF WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? *is used to...
itrenore replied to your post: paprikachu replied to your post: itrenore replied…
hey, that was the point~ afl;sf it was supposed to motivate her. ; A;
renee i would probably never talk to you again :”D
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to…
oh i would too~ id come hit you with him and then we’d frolic off to do something else~
hiddleston:
paprikachu replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: bishie i need you…
GAWD, Renee, you can’t just hit a vegan with some beef. D:
honestly.
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to…
ewww kat whyyy?? slugs are grody. ; A; well what if i hit you with Tom Hiddleston…
if you got your hands on tim hiddleston you wouldn’t be wasting him on me… :”D
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to…
well crap what if i just hit you with a cow? or. .. a slug?
i love slugs i’d have pet slugs if i could but my kittens would like slugs also
itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: bishie i need you…
but…the beef was…supposed to gross you out so you’d work. /sob
renee- it’s not that meat is gross, we’re all meat it’s just that meat is depressing because it’s what we are after our pulse stops
itrenore replied to your post: bishie i need you to be here so that when i…
GO.WORK KAT. /hits you with some beef
renee you obviously don’t know me at all
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bishie i need you to be here so that when i procrastinate on things you’ll hit me in the back of the head and tell me to work
itrenore asked: that gif you just reblogged is from the new movie rise of the guardians. uvu
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BBC's Sherlock
watchitbackwards:
If you watch Sherlock backwards, it’s about a jerk who pisses off his flatmate so many times that he leaves to serve in the war in Afghanistan.
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Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
tatermo:
