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Don't be jelly of my starfish.

I'm Kat
I am a freelancing artist trying to score a solid gig as an illustrator, colorist or inker, but until then i will show you the things you didn't know you wanted to see... huzzah.

10th July 2012

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designcollector:

Source: http://dcult.net/NeEUaA

oh gawd

designcollector:

Source: http://dcult.net/NeEUaA

oh gawd

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10th July 2012

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paprikachu:

loki-cat:

barackfuckingobama:

fridafrag:

worlds-only-consulting-fandom:

ravenclawgirl29:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD!!!!!

JAWN IS GOING TO MARRY MOLLY

JAWN IS GOING TO MARRY MOLLY!!!

WHAT

WHAT

WATAGN

SHERLOCKIANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

IF THIS IS TRUE I AM OKAY WITH THIS

I CAN SEE JOHN AND MOLLY HAPPENING

oh 

wat

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9th July 2012

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bye bye everyone <3

Tagged: i do adore you

9th July 2012

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Tagged: oopsthis is why i shouldn't facebook

9th July 2012

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i’m working 9-6 tomorrow
so
great amount of hours

but
my soul will be demolished because all it is, is idiotic training computer programs :3 <3

9th July 2012

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LOL maybe…and maybe they’ll float over to me and attach to my chest

that really doesn’t sound sanitary…

9th July 2012

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oh…I know what that’s like.

maybe my boobs are finally floating away

9th July 2012

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my chest feels weird right now… like something is floating in and out of it (besides air) it doesn’t hurt but it feels weird :/

Tagged: maybe imma catch it

9th July 2012

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the-freedom-man:


I always think about this quote whenever either people insist on talking about nothing, or start to get all fidgety when the conversation goes silent. The worst part is, is that if I said that out loud in those situations I’m pretty sure most of those people would get offended. 

Source: the-cellardoor

9th July 2012

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

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