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Don’t be jelly of my starfish.
I’m Kat
I am a freelancing artist trying to score a solid gig as an illustrator, colorist or inker, but until then i will show you the things you didn’t know you wanted to see… huzzah.</description><title>Patchow.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @viewy2akill)</generator><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>every time i see this picturereference </title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_38712647890" src="http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/38712647890/audio_player_iframe/viewy2akill/tumblr_mfjgcnBFiG1r92whq?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fviewy2akill%2F38712647890%2Ftumblr_mfjgcnBFiG1r92whq" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="374" src="http://data.whicdn.com/images/46262458/tumblr_mf3cwpoZll1ren1yqo1_500_large.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;every time i see this picture&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM&amp;list=HL1356357630&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=31s"&gt;reference &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/38712647890</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/38712647890</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 09:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>au</category><category>bbc</category><category>bbc sherlock</category><category>ben</category><category>crack</category><category>cumberbatch</category><category>dance</category><category>i don't even follow anyone on this blog anymore</category><category>i just needed to get this out</category><category>i know i said i wouldn't be back</category><category>sherlock</category><category>benedict</category><category>lawd what is wrong with me</category></item><item><title>i have been off of this blog since mid-july... there are 118 of you still following it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;did you all automatically leave tumblr also&lt;br/&gt;and just not unfollow anyone&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;or are you just sitting there waiting??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;what have you been waiting for??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;what???&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/38539691788</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/38539691788</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 07:57:58 -0500</pubDate><category>this is litterally the only post i'll be doing</category><category>until the next</category><category>bbc sherlock</category><category>series comes out</category><category>so really save yourself some following space</category><category>and consider taking me off the list</category><category>thanks babes</category><category>xoxoxo</category><category>kat</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m787l8ldFE1qfigpio1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m787l8ldFE1qfigpio2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m787l8ldFE1qfigpio3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m787l8ldFE1qfigpio4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27569376527</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27569376527</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:01:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27510052976</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27510052976</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:14:21 -0400</pubDate><category>yep</category><category>that's enough tumblr for now</category><category>bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</category><category>eeeeeeeeee</category><category>eeeeeeeeeeeeee</category><category>ee</category><category>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</category><category>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</category><category>eeeee</category><category>eee</category><category>e</category><category>eeeeeee</category></item><item><title>consultingcommunist:

pasket:

There’s been a lot of theorizing that Molly is Mary Morstan and that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consultingcommunist.tumblr.com/post/27019626009/pasket-theres-been-a-lot-of-theorizing-that"&gt;consultingcommunist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pasket.tumblr.com/post/27018542501/theres-been-a-lot-of-theorizing-that-molly-is"&gt;pasket&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s been a lot of theorizing that Molly is Mary Morstan and that she and John are going to get hitched, but guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can you even imagine the sex? it would be like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll stop calling out Sherlock’s name when you do. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70yghpmm01qfhqrf.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509946902</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509946902</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:12:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: Loaded with pulp. . .that sounds really bad&#13;</title><description>Me: Loaded with pulp. . .that sounds really bad&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kat: He totally pulped that bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: AKSJFHLSKF KAT.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509865601</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509865601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:11:30 -0400</pubDate><category>I WAS SLEEP DRUNK SHUTTAP</category></item><item><title>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</title><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509792687</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/27509792687</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 18:10:23 -0400</pubDate><category>i'm done talking to myself.</category></item><item><title>coeykuhn:

ANNOYING UPDATES. : | sorry guys.Just a heads...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z0l231Cb1qfu9ibo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z0l231Cb1qfu9ibo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coeykuhn.tumblr.com/post/26941797950/annoying-updates-sorry-guys-just-a-heads-up"&gt;coeykuhn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ANNOYING UPDATES. : | sorry guys.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just a heads up- We finally got around to putting the doctor who and bluebell shirts up on our &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/13crowns"&gt;Etsy Shopu :UUUUU  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WARNING&lt;/strong&gt; though we’re out of a few of the glow in the dark bluebell shirts ( GREY: WE ONLY HAVE L and XL LEFT// maroon is fully stocked.)  @ m @ I havent had time to go to the lab and make more yet- and those I make are probably going to Otakon with us. If there are left overs I’ll update the shop &lt;3&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ALL OTHER SIZES AND SHIRTS ARE IN STOCK. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;want/////////////////////////////////////&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26942054213</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26942054213</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:45:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>only girls work the registers at the walmart i work atand today they told me of the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;only girls work the registers at the walmart i work at&lt;br/&gt;and today they told me of the &amp;#8220;curse&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;that at least one cashier gets pregnant every month.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and they looked at me- the only childless new worker&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and i laughed so hard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26940089826</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26940089826</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:15:37 -0400</pubDate><category>ahmahgahhhhh i'm so gonna get pregnant</category><category>oooh bbyyyyy</category><category>for like the eighty hundreth time</category></item><item><title>paprikachu:

/cries
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5izvzIlTW1qlkg7go1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paprikachu.tumblr.com/post/26938171460/cries"&gt;paprikachu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/cries&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939848430</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939848430</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:11:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>designcollector:

Source: http://dcult.net/NeEUaA

oh gawd</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6sy93lMaf1qk0kyeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daily.designcollector.net/post/26707831597/source-http-dcult-net-neeuaa"&gt;designcollector&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://dcult.net/NeEUaA"&gt;&lt;a href="http://dcult.net/NeEUaA"&gt;http://dcult.net/NeEUaA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh gawd&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939800350</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939800350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:11:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>paprikachu:

loki-cat:

barackfuckingobama:

fridafrag:

worlds-o...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kg7fdWDO1ql8duvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kg7fdWDO1ql8duvo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paprikachu.tumblr.com/post/26936029752/loki-cat-barackfuckingobama-fridafrag"&gt;paprikachu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loki-cat.tumblr.com/post/26934140163/barackfuckingobama-fridafrag"&gt;loki-cat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barackfuckingobama.tumblr.com/post/26933438845/fridafrag-worlds-only-consulting-fandom"&gt;barackfuckingobama&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fridafrag.com/post/26925128227/worlds-only-consulting-fandom"&gt;fridafrag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://worlds-only-consulting-fandom.tumblr.com/post/26911963809/ravenclawgirl29-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my"&gt;worlds-only-consulting-fandom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ravenclawgirl29.tumblr.com/post/26397378758/oh-my-god-oh-my-god-oh-my-god-jawn-is"&gt;ravenclawgirl29&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JAWN IS GOING TO MARRY MOLLY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;JAWN IS GOING TO MARRY MOLLY!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h72lJ3Nh1rwhmdho1_500.gif" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="286" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yndiEete1qb30q3.gif" width="275"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WATAGN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHERLOCKIANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IF THIS IS TRUE I AM OKAY WITH THIS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I CAN SEE JOHN AND MOLLY HAPPENING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939451483</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26939451483</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:05:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bye bye everyone &amp;lt;3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;bye bye everyone &amp;lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26875045206</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26875045206</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:11:23 -0400</pubDate><category>i do adore you</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xa20Pfor1r92whqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26875006992</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26875006992</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:10:48 -0400</pubDate><category>oops</category><category>this is why i shouldn't facebook</category></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m working 9-6 tomorrowsogreat amount of hoursbutmy soul will be demolished because all it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m working 9-6 tomorrow&lt;br/&gt;so&lt;br/&gt;great amount of hours&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;but&lt;br/&gt;my soul will be demolished because all it is, is idiotic training computer programs :3 &amp;lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26874780011</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26874780011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:07:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>itrenore replied to your post: itrenore replied to your post: my chest feels&amp;#8230;
LOL maybe…and...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://itrenore.tumblr.com/"&gt;itrenore&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873934014/itrenore-replied-to-your-post-my-chest-feels"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873934014/itrenore-replied-to-your-post-my-chest-feels"&gt;itrenore replied to your post: my chest feels&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;LOL maybe…and maybe they’ll float over to me and attach to my chest&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that really doesn&amp;#8217;t sound sanitary&amp;#8230;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x9rsC9Vc1r4gekk.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26874599607</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26874599607</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:04:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>itrenore replied to your post: my chest feels weird right now… like something is&amp;#8230;
oh…I know...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://itrenore.tumblr.com/"&gt;itrenore&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873722640/my-chest-feels-weird-right-now-like-something-is"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873722640/my-chest-feels-weird-right-now-like-something-is"&gt;my chest feels weird right now… like something is&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;oh…I know what that’s like.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;maybe my boobs are finally floating away&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x9bdEF2X1r4gekk.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873934014</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873934014</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:54:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my chest feels weird right now&amp;#8230; like something is floating in and out of it (besides air) it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;my chest feels weird right now&amp;#8230; like something is floating in and out of it (besides air) it doesn&amp;#8217;t hurt but it feels weird :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873722640</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26873722640</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:51:53 -0400</pubDate><category>maybe imma catch it</category></item><item><title>the-freedom-man:

I always think about this quote whenever...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu57xi4QWy1qcio0jo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-freedom-man.tumblr.com/post/26871683899/i-always-think-about-this-quote-whenever-either"&gt;the-freedom-man&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I always think about this quote whenever either people insist on talking about nothing, or start to get all fidgety when the conversation goes silent. The worst part is, is that if I said that out loud in those situations I’m pretty sure most of those people would get offended. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26872211298</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26872211298</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:29:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:</title><description>*Man walks into a store and finds employee*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: I never filled out an application.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee:&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man:&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Employee:&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Man: Fuck you, slut.</description><link>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26872188615</link><guid>http://viewy2akill.tumblr.com/post/26872188615</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 21:29:38 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
